and Allah said "And proclaim the pilgramage among men; they will come to thee on foot and on every kind of camel. Lean on account of Journeys through deep and distant mountain highways" Surah 22 ~ Al Hajj Part 27

I saw you yesterday as you began your day. You awoke without kneeling to pray Fajr. As a matter of fact, you didn't even say Bismillah before your meals, or pray Isha before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful and I like that about you very much.

I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate Allah. I am only using you to get even with Allah. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.

You see, Fool, ALLAH LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. That will really hurt Allah.

Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the good times we've had. We have together, been for a long time:

Watching dirty movies

Cursing and abusing people

Stealing

Lying

Being hypocritical

Drinking

Taking drugs

Fornicating

Overeating

Smoking

Telling dirty jokes

Gossiping

Being judgmental

Getting angry

Back stabbing people,

Disrespecting adults, and those in leadership positions

No respect for the Mosque

Having bad attitudes

Being the very cool dude gangsta culture

SURELY you don't want to give all this up!!

Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA, HA, you make me sick.

Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible. Do all of this in the presence of your and all children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.

Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. Don't try to be smart, or run somewhere, or repent for your sins, and live for Allah with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone.

Don't get me wrong, I still hate you lovingly because you are fulfilling on my behalf a promise I made to YOUR creator. For THAT I CAN ONLY THANK YOU

Yours truly and sincerely

Iblis